“Raise your hand if you’re asleep."

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MRW when my daughter cries because I'm picking her up from preschool instead of her mother.

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Gee!!

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My 15yr old nephew broke both his wrists. And I stupidly blurted out 'HA You won't be able to masturbate for weeks'

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Love of a lion

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