Zero fucks given, of course.

Zero fucks given, of course.

min: 5, max: 1000

Give me water. I need water.

Give me water. I need water.

min: 5, max: 1000

Do you want a kiss of Death?

Do you want a kiss of Death?

min: 5, max: 1000

The first time the dog swam.

The first time the dog swam.

min: 5, max: 1000

He's just a big boy

He's just a big boy

min: 5, max: 1000

Take advantage of your time, as it is invaluable.

Take advantage of your time, as it is invaluable.

min: 5, max: 1000

dog Fail. dog Fail

dog Fail. dog Fail

min: 5, max: 1000

when a bird wants to commit suicide

when a bird wants to commit suicide

min: 5, max: 1000

Fuck you in particular

Fuck you in particular

min: 5, max: 1000

When you buy toys for cats

When you buy toys for cats

min: 5, max: 1000