Harvey update: currently drunk, hiding from a tropical storm and a tornado in a closet with my cat.

Harvey update: currently drunk, hiding from a tropical storm and a tornado in a closet with my cat.

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Chinese Motar Catapult

Chinese Motar Catapult

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Don’t look behind you

Don’t look behind you

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Kitty Conundrum

Kitty Conundrum

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Beautiful blooming flower

Beautiful blooming flower

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Sleepy Happy Sushi Roll

Sleepy Happy Sushi Roll

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I could not have anticipated this........

I could not have anticipated this........

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What Pornhub hath wrought

What Pornhub hath wrought

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I can always return to this gif for a laugh

I can always return to this gif for a laugh

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I hate people

I hate people

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When my friend has three dogs and I sit on her couch

When my friend has three dogs and I sit on her couch

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As a 25 year old male, I'm considering my options as a Disney princess.

As a 25 year old male, I'm considering my options as a Disney princess.

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