As everything I own is strewn on the floor, I cry and ruin my makeup and decide that I'll make up an absurd lie. Like my dog has the flu or i can't find the key to my cage or the neighborhood kids need babysitting. All of them. At once.

As everything I own is strewn on the floor, I cry and ruin my makeup and decide that I'll make up an absurd lie. Like my dog has the flu or i can't find the key to my cage or the neighborhood kids need babysitting. All of them. At once.

And when it arives HAHAHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

And when it arives *HAHAHAHAHA* I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

Here Are All Of The Fuccbois Of Disney, Ranked From Least To Most Fuccboi

Here Are All Of The Fuccbois Of Disney, Ranked From Least To Most Fuccboi

@aebench this made me think of you haha:P

@aebench this made me think of you haha:P

Disney GIFs Guaranteed to Make You Smile | Silly | Oh My Disney - Elvis Stitch

Disney GIFs Guaranteed to Make You Smile | Silly | Oh My Disney - Elvis Stitch

Waking Up Is Hard To Do : theBERRY

Waking Up Is Hard To Do : theBERRY

[gif] 4x10 The Curious Case of Dean Winchester...Dean doing the Newsies jump and heel click

[gif] 4x10 The Curious Case of Dean Winchester...Dean doing the Newsies jump and heel click

Cachorro é pego no flagra comendo sorvete do dono (VÍDEO

Cachorro é pego no flagra comendo sorvete do dono (VÍDEO

This guy reliving his childhood? He’s dead:

This guy reliving his childhood? He’s dead:

Smart smart..

Are These The 43 Funniest GIFs Of All Time? (no, but I'd never seen 27 before and it cracked me up!

Are These The 43 Funniest GIFs Of All Time? (no, but I'd never seen 27 before and it cracked me up!

Anyone who doesn’t know the layout of this convenience store:

Anyone who doesn’t know the layout of this convenience store:

That’s it, you’re going down!

That’s it, you’re going down!

Someone just realized that they’re an adult. | 22 Important Reminders That Someone Is Having A Worse Day Than You

Someone just realized that they’re an adult. | 22 Important Reminders That Someone Is Having A Worse Day Than You

The ol’ self high five: | The 23 Most Painfully Awkward Things That Happened In 2014

The ol’ self high five: | The 23 Most Painfully Awkward Things That Happened In 2014

I really like corgis. i don't have one, but i want one.

I really like corgis. i don't have one, but i want one.

Funny paintball fail gif.

Funny paintball fail gif.

24 Absolutely Unexplainable GIFs. I cannot control my laughter. Watch them. all

24 Absolutely Unexplainable GIFs. I cannot control my laughter. Watch them. all

most people knock

most people knock

How I feel when people I don't like touch me.

How I feel when people I don't like touch me.

Moriarty could throw me off a building and I'd still call him adorable..

Moriarty could throw me off a building and I'd still call him adorable..